Spokeshirts Blog

PERFECTION
People that have read this newsletter before will know that I am verging on perfect*. I live in a huge mansion* with about 15 children** because I am hugely virile***. My wife is a 20 year old swimwear**** model who wear kneepads****** at all times in case she is needed.

That said, I make mistakes. And so does my wife. On occasion we’ll print up a shirt by mistake and spend the following 10 minutes blaming each other, then we resort to insulting each other under our breath and doing a V sign when backs are turned. Grown up stuff I’m sure you’ll agree, but we end up with a box of unwanted t shirts constantly reminding us our inadequacies. To shift this pile we’ve put them all online for £7.50 each including delivery – when they’re gone they’re gone. Who am I kidding – there’ll be another pile in 3 months time. Have a look here.

*Almost true
** ASBOs
*** Catholic
**** Corn plaster
****** boxing gloves

BRISTOL BIKE FEST.
We’ll have a trade stand at the Bike Fest, so come along (with your wallet).