T shirt despatch times do vary a little. All our shirts are hand printed to order – ie we don’t have a warehouse full of shirts we just stuff in a bag. You’re looking at around 4 days most of the time, a little longer at Christmas.

Hard goods (lights, morfs etc) ship quicker, usually same or next day.

Please don’t rely on this – sometimes shirts are out of stock, wrong items are delivered, chronic lethargy that would make a sloth look like Usain Bolt, that sort of thing.

If it’s urgent – EMAIL US. We will try and get your shirt (s) to you when you need them.

Granny next door.

I’m afraid we can’t deliver to granny if you’re out. We use Royal Mail so you’re lucky to get it at all, let alone by bespoke delivery.

Returns:
Please download the returns form here , fill it in and send it back with the goods.
You do not need to contact us before you return stuff.

If you return an item that is the result of us making a mistake then we’ll pay the postage. If however your grandmother doesn’t like the colour, or you’ve been eating too many pies, then I’m afraid you pay the postage.

Delivery Costs:

UK delivery is charged at £1 per item.

The rest of the world delivery charge is £4.50 per item.

Printing:

99% of our shirts are printed by hand. There are various reasons for this, some of them interesting. We are special in many ways.